oh my god.. what a FUCKER!!!!

yeah, so like, cal is so stupid, he says yes to coming to the formal with me like two months ago. then i text him like, two weeks ago, mentioning it, and he is all like; "formal? when was this happeing?" said the fucker.
"umm.. next month actually" said the beautiful milo.

Then my friggin phone got stolen by some rat tailed punks on the bus, but i realised to late so i couldnt fuck them up.. i dont know how i would, but i so could.

Anyways, so i called him a few days later; and the conversation was as follows (editing out all the other crap we talked about):
"yeah, my phone got stolen so sorry if u texted back."
"no actually, i ran out of credit." he replied.
"oh well, anyways, r u coming or not?" (i had to stop myself from reminding him he said yes ages ago.) Stupid fag.
"whats the actual date?"

And i didnt know, so i said i would find out and give him a call when i had.. we conversed on many things, and i concluded that he really is a grumpy old bastard at the moment, who really annoys me by making things complicated.

So la la la.. a few dramas later, i find out the date.

And i knew in my head that the formal was always on a friday, and that Cal has to work fridays.. but like, this is the FORMAL! like hello? and i had a date months and months ago, but then i gave him up for Cal, becuase Cal would be super fun at the formal.. regardless of the fact that he is a fucker.
And he said yes, and promised to dance badly.
So of course i assumed that Angel or Anton (shudder) could do it. I mean, Angel did it when he was sick right? and this is the FORMAL! And sure, i do have another one at my new school at the end of the year as well.. but i want him to come to THIS formal. God, is that so hard?

Anyways, back to the story, another phone call took place.
"Its on the 16th.."
"ok"
"Umm, yeah, its always on a friday, so i dont know if u have FNA (friday night activities.. little bastard children come and we feed them and play games.. he hates it anyways)"
"well, i probably do, and i cant come if i do" says that fucker in his fuckerish way.
"Well, cant Angel or whatever do it? i mean, its one night!"
"No. Angel doesnt get paid."
"So you cant come then." It wasnt a question.
Silence. This was worse than being "take cared".
"Heartbroken, i know." Says the fucker.
"yeah whatever"
BEEP BEEP BEEP (to indicate i hung up, lol)

How dare he take his bad mood out on me! Its like he is the only one with issues, or problems or whatever.. WELL HIS ISSUES ARE CAUSING ME PROBLEMS!!!

Anyways, i got another date in five minuts, but benny got angry at me, and said i should leave it open for Cal. and im like "EXCUSE ME! that little shit obviously doesnt want to go becuase he would rather wallow in his misery of brats and fruit juice on a friday night. Well fuck him."

But benny made me feel bad, because its not Cal's fault he is an asshole. I never told him how much the formal ment to me. So how was he to know. COMMON SENCE FUCKER! umm.. excuse me.
So i cancelled the new date, saying how i just need to think etc.

Benny thinks he will be able to get Cal to come, with his "methods of pursuasion" but he doesnt even know Cal.
"But u dont even know Cal." Says I
"what r u talking about, i know everything about him from you" he said, or something like that which i cant remember, so im leaving it to him to talk to the little shit, cuz im certainly not.

I have decided regardless tho, that he should come to the afterparty.. were i can ignore him. no.. there is no point in that. he is going to pay tho.. pay indeed.

He isnt aware of what he is done.. u should have seen my mother and her best friend Belinda's face! Mother wants to call him and explain ettiquette. She thinks my father should go around and "have a little chat" those two are definatly off.. y would i let my mother call someone on my behalf.. and well, in regards to my father, i dont want to go to the formal with an emotionally broken man.

Regardless of this, their outrage brought it home! There is no excuse!
"whats his excuse?" Askes Belinda, the fire in her eyes.
"he has to work" Replies me.
"Has to work??" Exlaime mother and Belinda in unison.
"yeah"
"God, what a fucker." Says Belinda.
Then i started to explain how i got another date-
"NO!" interrups Belinda, "Just wait."
"Yeah, thats what benny said, so i Cancelled the new date, cuz im stupid. He isnt coming." Replies me.
"Well fuck him then." Says Belinda, that Legend. "Get another really hot date, and invite Cal to the afterparty, and then kiss the hot guy in front of him."
"Umm, i think u have the wrong idea here. I dont really think he would care about me kissing some other guy. Hmm.. maybe i should just look so hot that he falls in love with me, and i'll be like, 'umm.. no' and he will die of the agony."
"Errr.." Says Mother and Belinda.

And it isnt just Mother and Belinda though, i suspect that the entire nation of Australia, is outraged. Apart from Cal. I may even have Italy at my Back.

Anyways, Cal if u read this, your not really a fucker (all the time) and regardless that you have pissed me off immensly, i cant really hate you. Il y a longtemps que je t'aime
Jamais je ne t'oublierai.

-Milo x